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<em style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box;">Game of Thrones </em>is and has for several years been the show on top of the TV heap—winning Emmys, blocking out late-spring Sunday nights, and defining Monday mornings in the office and on social media. And it’s done it all by denying the pleasures TV traditionally grants.</div>
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The series, which ended its sixth season Sunday night, has always saved its heaviest artillery for season’s end, but never did the result feel quite so lopsided as this year, as the show prepares for what <a href="http://time.com/4295566/game-of-thrones-shortened-final-seasons/" style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(24, 12, 12, 0.247059); box-sizing: border-box; color: #0c97d2; text-decoration: none;">has been speculated</a> will be a final winding-down. The early going was consumed with world-building that could as easily be seen as wheel-spinning: the revelation that <a href="http://time.com/4306039/review-game-of-thrones-season-premiere/" style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(24, 12, 12, 0.247059); box-sizing: border-box; color: #0c97d2; text-decoration: none;">Melisandre</a>was dozens of years older than she appeared to be by day, or <a href="http://time.com/4325688/game-of-thrones-jon-snow-tv-death/" style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(24, 12, 12, 0.247059); box-sizing: border-box; color: #0c97d2; text-decoration: none;">Jon Snow</a>coming back from the dead, as though the force that defines all lives were a punchline that came with take-backs. Or Cersei’s having been largely sidelined—a strange result for the character who’s traditionally been the show’s best-acted—or Daenerys’s imprisonment, before she freed herself in a manner that felt ripped from previous seasons’ playbooks: Just how often was the Mother of Dragons going to get out of peril by lighting it all up?</div>
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And then the final going was filled with (at times literal) fireworks. Perhaps we should work backwards from the season’s final episode, which began with an unusually artful sequence leading to the destruction of the Sept—and, with it, the High Sparrow, his soldiers, Loras, and Margaery—by Cersei. This action, underscored by a level of music and montage unusual for such a usually dead-literal series, did as much as it could to justify the absence of a crucial character from much of the season. And, in the nature of the best twists, it only served to open up new questions. Cersei got what I’d argue was a self-consciously campy moment sipping wine as she watched the Sept burn, but her son’s subsequent suicide and the combination of plots against her by Olenna Tyrell and Daenerys’s sailing on Westeros made the question of what, exactly, she has left to defend as queen a muddy one indeed.</div>
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And about Daenerys: The season ended, for the <a href="https://youtu.be/-8zYeN9z8XY" style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(24, 12, 12, 0.247059); box-sizing: border-box; color: #0c97d2; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">third</a> <a href="https://youtu.be/2Xv9Emwi1Cc" style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(24, 12, 12, 0.247059); box-sizing: border-box; color: #0c97d2; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">time</a> out of six seasons, with a scene asserting her particular power. Or something like that. This time around, Daenerys seemed less like the conqueror (a stance that has historically pushed her into an unfeasably oppositional mode) than like a figure tempered by experience. That this temperance, of the sort that could bring a would-be queen finally into her own after years of dithering in the desert, came thanks to the wise counsel of a man is… perhaps less than great. It would appear that the story <em style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box;">Game of Thrones </em>is working toward is one of a young female leader with wild potential who needed an elder man to shape her. While this is not the alley I’d have chosen, I’d argue that the mere fact it’s a story—one with narrative potential beyond “more, again”—is incredibly promising.</div>
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Elsewhere in the season’s final going, the penultimate episode made Jon Snow’s situation—one that strained TV’s standards of credulity for a major character, even if it passed muster in Westeros—into a full-blown character arc. His nihilistic willingness to face down a horde of horses was perhaps the series’s single most beautiful shot, and crowned the majestic episode<a href="http://time.com/4374330/game-of-thrones-battle-of-the-bastards-review/" style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(24, 12, 12, 0.247059); box-sizing: border-box; color: #0c97d2; text-decoration: none;">“Battle of the Bastards.”</a> That same episode saw Ramsay Bolton—whose point, that evil exists, had been made, and made, and made—killed by Sansa, a character who similarly came into her own this season. The stage-setting for a showdown between a newly empowered Sansa and Littlefinger, who’s eager to take credit for his role as her savior, was impeccably done. I mean it in the best way when I compare the Sansa-Littlefinger pairing to a particularly good <em style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box;">Survivor </em>final two, in the sense that it’s impossible to tell who’s riding whose coattails.</div>
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In the end, <em style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box;">Game of Thrones</em>‘s frustrations come not merely in equal measure to its moments of transcendence, but tied to them. I, along with millions, sat through episodes that felt like scene-setting and arcs that felt as though they’d gone on too long (and a few legitimately did). But the scenes that were set, laboriously and at times inartfully, were among TV’s most wildly ambitious.</div>
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Does <em style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box;">Game of Thrones </em>have anything to say about the nature of power? Early in the season, I’d have said only a conditional yes—that any meaningful argument was far outside of the weeds in which we were mired. After an assertive and confident conclusion to a show that’s always moved with dispatch but hasn’t always moved quite so decisively <em style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box;">forward</em>, I’m eager to see where the show brings us. I’d argue, though, against extrapolating any meaningful arguments about contemporary politics from this season: Though it ended with great strength, it stopped short of what seems likelier than ever to be a boldly made conclusion, one about which we can now theorize for all the <em style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: border-box;">Thrones</em>-less Sunday nights until next spring.</div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: "lato" , "arial" , "geneva" , sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;">You're never too famous to not get thirsty for creepin' on girls. Just ask Justin Bieber.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: "lato" , "arial" , "geneva" , sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;">The 21-year-old singer recently asked his 47 million Instagram followers if they knew who a mystery brunette was after he shared a picture of her on his account. And thousands of people jump into action to track her down. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: "lato" , "arial" , "geneva" , sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;">Unsurprisingly, it didn't take long at all for the Belieber crew to find the woman in question and identify her as a fellow Instagram user going by the name of Cindy Kimberly. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: "lato" , "arial" , "geneva" , sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;">The mystery gir has apparently responded, saying she doesn't know how to deal with this. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: "lato" , "arial" , "geneva" , sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.5px;">Oh, and there are claims that she may only be 16 or 17. Awkward... </span></div>
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Reading articles is something people do on the Internet. In fact, you're probably reading this article right now. But how can you be certain that you're reading this article right now? If you're not entirely sure you're reading this article right now, check out these signs:</div>
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<strong style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">1. You're pretty sure you're reading this article right now.</strong></div>
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Being pretty sure you're reading this article right now is a good sign that you may actually be reading this article right now.</div>
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<strong style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">2. You're very sure you're reading this article right now.</strong></div>
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Being very sure you're reading this article right now is a good sign that you may actually be reading this article right now.</div>
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<strong style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">3. You see these words right now.</strong></div>
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This is also a strong sign.</div>
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<strong style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">4. The last word you read was was</strong></div>
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Again, very strong sign.</div>
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<strong style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">5. And now it's it's</strong></div>
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Yup. That's a big sign right there.</div>
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<strong style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">6. You're still pretty sure you're reading this article right now</strong></div>
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Another strong sign.</div>
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<strong style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">7. You're still very sure you're reading this article right now</strong></div>
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Oh yes. Big sign.</div>
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<strong style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">8. When you ask another person in the room with you if you are reading this article right now and they respond, "yes"</strong></div>
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They're probably not lyin'</div>
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<strong style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">9. You remember clicking the link to this article</strong></div>
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Not only a big sign, but a great life memory to have.</div>
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<strong style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">10. You are reading this article right now.</strong></div>
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A great sign that you're probably reading this article right now.</div>
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So, are you reading this article right now? Let me know in the comments below!</div>
Daily Storieshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00164281975600674732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8391369785539026456.post-77584249251519549282015-09-28T04:00:00.004-07:002015-09-28T04:00:56.765-07:008 Fictional Girls You Were Supposed To Like But Who Actually Suck<div style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; border: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-stretch: inherit; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 15px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">
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1. Kelly Kapowski in "Saved by the Bell," Played by Tiffani Amber Thiessen</h3>
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Zack Morris' love for Kelly Kapowski was one of the driving forces of the entire series, and it never made any goddamn sense. Her character is a prime example of someone we were just supposed to be on board with loving for many years entirely because she was pretty. Prettiness can maybe buy you a year of believable infatuation, but beyond that, you really need some kind of personality. And Kelly didn't have one of those. She was just a generic popular girl who never even laughed at Zack's antics. Jessie Spano, on the other hand, now there's a girl to get excited about.</div>
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2. Jenny in "Forrest Gump," Played by Robin Wright</h3>
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Jenny is supposed to be a fickle, uneven character that embodies the social change happening in Forrest's lifetime. Ok. But that doesn't mean she's forgiven for always stringing him along and ditching him, then keeping his child a secret until she's dying. That's not the kind of girl you want your main character to end up with. Also, you know, that whole bit about the questionable ethics of making sexual advances towards a mentally impaired man. We can all agree that that's pretty messed up, right?</div>
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3. Rita in "Groundhog Day," Played by Andie MacDowell</h3>
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Billy Murray spends lifetimes reliving the same day in this movie, and, by the end he's learned compassion and the ability to appreciate life and those around him. That's all very good, but, this otherwise perfect movie has one big flaw: Andie MacDowell. The pursuit of Andie MacDowell becomes the focus around which Bill Murray improves himself, which makes it really annoying that her character sucks so much. Her personality is gratingly ernest and dull--she always toasts to "world peace," ugh--and she's completely won over by cheesy bullshit, like ordering the same gross cocktail and that whole thing with the ice sculpture of her face, which any normal person would find creepy. There's no way a man who has experienced near infinite days would be satisfied by someone so bland. Then again, there's probably no way he could possibly live a satisfying life once the passage of time started up again. This kind of thing will really fuck you up.</div>
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4. Ramona Flowers in "Scott Pilgrim," Played in the movie by Mary Elizabeth Winstead</h3>
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Every socially awkward guy in the world fucking loves her and every "unique" girl wants to be her. They should stop. Not only is Ramona Flowers not a loveable character; she's not even a good character. Granted, this world is supposed to be full of flawed, aimless twenty-somethings, but her dysfunction is entirely defined by inconsequential quirkiness like dying her hair and rollerskating, but doesn't actually have any depth to warrant her flakiness, irresponsibility, and that whole part about forcing a guy she doesn't even seem that interested in to battle all of her exes. That's a completely dick move, and Scott Pilgrim is a real wiener for going along with it. Kim Pine 4 Life.</div>
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5. Allison Scott in "Knocked Up," Played by Katherine Heigl</h3>
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Katherine Heigl is the Andie MacDowell of the 21st century. We're supposed to be happy for Seth Rogen's character at the end of the movie because he has this lovely little family and a newfound life purpose. But we can't be happy because fucking Katherine Heigl is the worst. This is actually a situation where the character probably wouldn't be so bad in another actress' hands, but she takes ambition and a no-nonsense attitude and turns it into nagging, fun-killing, don't-do-drugs-with-Paul-Rudd awfulness. I'm sure that Judd Apatow would agree with me when I say that, if time travel were invented, but the catch was that it could only be used for one purpose in the entire universe, it should be used to recast movies that stupidly cast charmless insufferable actors like Katherine Heigl.</div>
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6. Amanda Beckett in "Can't Hardly Wait," Played by Jennifer Love Hewitt</h3>
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You might argue that this entire movie is incredibly stupid, and therefore, there's no point in nitpicking the details. Well, you're only half right. The movie IS majorly idiotic, but it also has a ton of funny characters and enjoyable plot lines, so it's worth highlighting the fact that the main plot line, our protagonist's life-long pursuit of this "amazing" girl, is complete shit because the object of his desire is a total blando. It's not even possible to criticize her character on a more detailed scale because there is just <em style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">nothing</em> to her. Half of her screen time is her sulking on a couch. When the movie came out, the producers must have thought that Jennifer Love Hewitt was enough of a star that there didn't need to be an qualifying characteristics necessary for the audience to love her as much as Ethan Embry did. But that Jennifer-Love-Hewitt-fan-club ship has sailed. If you watch this movie again, just fast-forward to the parts with Seth Green and Claire, from Six Feet Under.</div>
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7. Brandi (gag) in "Mallrats," Played by Claire Forlani</h3>
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You know you're a shitty character when Shannen Doherty seems more appealing than you do. In fairness to Claire Forlani, Kevin Smith always writes terrible female characters, so it's not all her fault, but that bad cover-up of a British accent sure didn't help her seem like a less whiney, obnoxious, unloving jerk. She breaks up with a her boyfriend because he's upset that she canceled the trip where he was planning to propose, in order to let her dad set her up with other guys. Also, her dad is way too much of a dick to think about marrying into that family. The next Thanksgiving after the events of this movie must have been a shitshow.</div>
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8. Carrie in "Four Weddings and a Funeral," Played by Andie Fucking MacDowell</h3>
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Rule 1: don't fall in love with any woman who cheats on her fiancé with you. Rule 2: don't put Andie MacDowell in movies.</div>
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I'm here to defend you Tom, I won't let society tell you that you're not tall! Sure, they <span class="caps" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">SAY</span> you're only 5'7", but sometimes 5'7" is taller than even the tallest people. Or maybe you're just being filmed with people crouching and standing downhill all the time.</div>
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1. With Michelle Monaghan in <em style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Mission: Impossible <span class="caps" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">III</span></em></h2>
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6. With Ralph Macchio, C. Thomas Howell, Rob Lowe, Matt Dillon in <em style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">The Outsiders</em></h2>
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Listen up, Millennials: I've been hearing some things recently that I think are DUMB and should STOP HAPPENING, and here is what they are. Everyone listen up and adjust accordingly:</div>
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Stop saying it! It's stupid. New slang is stupid. Keep slang the same as it was a while ago.</div>
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Have you seen these? Sticks to take a better selfie? Gimme a break. And the word "selfie" annoys me, they should just call it something less annoying, and definitely not have sticks for it. Discontinue the sticks, whoever makes the sticks.</div>
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What does this even mean?? It's dumb, stop saying it. Words were fine like, a little while ago. Why do we need to make new words? Stop making new words, millennials.</div>
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Ughhh this is also dumb. Why do you millenials keep calling yourselves this? "Hey we're millennials, let's go like, butt chug and stick vodka tampons in our vaginas and our butts cause who gives a shit we're millennials." What the hell are you even doing?? Those are so dumb, just drink regular. Except <em style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">don't</em> because you're all real annoying when you do. Just do nothing. God. I wish you didn't exist.</div>
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I heard that some teens on the internet didn't know who Paul McCartney is. Are you KIDDING me? Uhhh how about only a VERY FAMOUS MUSICIAN who rose to stardom with THE BEATLES in the 1960s (about 50 years ago)!!<br style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);" /></div>
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This still going on? If it is it shouldn't be, is what I think. What ever happened to, oh, I don't know, DANCING NORMALLY? Or how bout NOT AT ALL because music is bad now. Unless you're dancing to music I like. But even then you shouldn't cuz you'll probably be like "WHO'S DIS, IS THIS JUSTIN BEIBER" or whoever's new and shitty now, I don't even know or care. Music was fine up til I stopped listening to it and now it sucks.<span style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; border: 0px; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-stretch: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><br style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);" /></span></div>
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This really pisses me right the heck off. When I was young we didn't ever text "ohhh I HEART U - SMILEY FACE!!!!" We didn't even HAVE cell phones, but if we did we would've been like way less dumb with them than kids now are. Have you seen teens now? It's like, look up from your phone and see - UHHH - THE WORLD? They WON'T. DUUURRR GOTTA TEXT MY FRIEND TO SCORE SOME MOLLY DURRRRR. OOPS JUST KILLED A KID WITH MY SMARTCAR. Teens. Seriously.<span style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; border: 0px; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-stretch: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><br style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);" /></span></div>
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Oh I decided this sucks too, both the word and the thing, stop it. You know what else is annoying, Snapchat. Is everyone getting all my suggestions? I hope so. So tired of all this.</div>
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I heard about this one school somewhere where some people put on a show and people some other were like, protesting it afterwards? But the show was actually a joke. You hear about this? Lighten up people! Learn to take jokes! God. Stop being so offended all the time by everything. <br style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);" /></div>
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CAN'T WE JUST STOP HAVING DUMB NEW STUFF??? STICK TO THE OLD GOOD STUFF!!!</div>
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<br style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);" />Stuff should've stopped being made when I got older, and just stayed the same (i.e. GREAT) from that point on forever. That goes for MUSIC, MOVIES, WORDS, STUFF, THINGS, and PEOPLE. Yes, PEOPLE. I literally believe people should've stopped being made when I got older. Sure, we'd eventually die off as a species, but that's a small price to pay to have to put up with this COUPLE NEW SLANG WORDS bullshit.</div>
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<br style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);" />What is wrong with this generation??? You all whine too much.</div>
Daily Storieshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00164281975600674732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8391369785539026456.post-65142636174536178392015-09-28T03:56:00.000-07:002015-09-28T03:56:15.983-07:0010 Reasons Why The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl<div class="media" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; border: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-stretch: inherit; line-height: 19px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">
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<li style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Please, Carl. Just stay here. I'll be right back. Protect the couch cushions. Make some lunch. Get back to doing that math homework we inexplicably cared about 4 episodes ago.</li>
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Your friend can't blame you for not answering if you say your phone is dead. Just ignore their texts of "Where are you?" and "I thought we were supposed to meet?" and "Are we still on? hello!?!?!" Respond way way way way later with a classic, "Oh my gosh, my phone died!!!!!! So sorry! Can we raincheck???"</div>
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This excuse is gold! Schedule a hang out weeks in advance. Say the only day you're free is August 1st. Then the night of July 31st, pull the "this month has been really rough, rent's due tomorrow and I'm so broke $$$$$, I don't think I can go out :/" What is your friend going to do? Get mad at you for living the struggle? No! Now your night is free for you and Netflix to get nasty.</div>
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The car trouble excuse is perfect for a last minute bail. You know the kind: thirty minutes before you are supposed to meet up you feel that it would actually be way more rewarding for you to stay at home and count how many cheeto puffs come in a standard bag. Give them a quick little text with anything car related and you are golden. Something as simple as, "My car is overheating, I need to stay here and wait for Triple A. GRRRRR" Be careful that you never use any excuse with which they could help. That means no flat tires, dead batteries, or towed cars.</div>
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The most important part of backing out of plans is making your friend(s) feel like you really, really wanted to hang. Everyone lies about being sick so just saying you're sick isn't good enough. If you tell someone that you are sick, you better be snapchatting them sickly sad faces every 15 minutes so they know how important they are to you. Backing out of plans takes work, people.</div>
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Ain't nobody mad when you are going through something emotional! All you have to do is say, "I'm so sorry, I can't make it tonight. I have to deal with something." They will ask if everything is okay to which you say, "I don't know yet, I hope so." Leave it at that! The less they know, the less they can fact check.</div>
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Tell them you got held up at work. It's run of the mill but the way to make this work is to immediately post "I Miss You" by Blink 182 on their Facebook wall. Internet gestures are the new Edible Arrangements.</div>
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<img class="blankimg" src="http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpg" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; display: inline-block; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; height: 0px; left: 0px; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; max-width: 100%; opacity: 0; padding: 0px; position: absolute; top: 11px; vertical-align: middle; width: 0px;" /><img alt="Tell them you havent slept in 116 hours Zzzzzzzzz EMOJI" data-frame="fullsize" data-image-id="15910924" height="250" src="http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/49/62/a002f792a069a58734ea46bf4b82248f.jpg" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; display: inline-block; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; height: auto; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px; vertical-align: middle; width: auto;" width="600" /><br style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);" /><br style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);" />Okay maybe not that many hours, but everybody understands sleep deprivation. Shoot them a quick text saying you haven't gotten "like any sleep this week" and you would be "such a snooze tonight anyways". Follow it up with some night time emojis and you're in cancellation station. </div>
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Daily Storieshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00164281975600674732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8391369785539026456.post-26534438020330726202015-09-28T03:52:00.003-07:002015-09-28T03:52:42.210-07:00The Only 10 Ways To Meet Your Soul Mate According To Movies<div dir="ltr" style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; border: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-stretch: inherit; line-height: 1.38; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding: 0px; position: relative; vertical-align: baseline;">
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Daily Storieshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00164281975600674732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8391369785539026456.post-63187493091273052152015-09-28T03:52:00.001-07:002015-09-28T03:52:19.594-07:00How Men Think Women's Bodies Work<h2 style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; border: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: 'Din Bold'; font-size: 20px; font-stretch: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 23px; margin: 0px 0px 15px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">
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Daily Storieshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00164281975600674732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8391369785539026456.post-50053094431358063322015-09-28T03:49:00.004-07:002016-06-28T03:07:23.540-07:0012 Things That Don't Make Sense About Ace Ventura<iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="744" src="//giphy.com/embed/1BbMWM4wXYoIE" width="480"></iframe><br />
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<span id="docs-internal-guid-ea74f7e4-4622-141c-2f2b-21450836a0d8" style="border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Ace Ventura is a helluva movie that put Jim Carrey on our radars as the first of his 1994 gems, and had us saying "allllrighttty then" everywhere we went. It's a movie I really enjoy and have watched countless times, including just recently cover to cover. But since this is the Internet, why shouldn't I talk about a few parts that annoyed me, even if it's over 20 years since it was released? </span></div>
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1. Ace Ventura has way too much free rein in the police world</h2>
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<span id="docs-internal-guid-ea74f7e4-4625-5c08-809e-513c43732ae4" style="border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Sure he gets some heat from the police force, but not nearly enough. Let's face it, he is doing full blown police work and his only qualification is self proclaimed "pet detective". Think about the treatment a vigilante like Batman gets, hunted by police and condemned as a criminal. But Ace Ventura <span style="border: 0px; color: #545454; font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">-</span> openly disliked by some of the police department, including the Lieutenant <span style="border: 0px; color: #545454; font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: x-small; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 18px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">-</span> is allowed to openly roam the police department bullpen, stroll through a closed crime scene only to removed after infuriating the Lieutenant, and hits two police officers with his car chasing Marino's kidnappers without any repercussions. And yes, I just made a comparison between Batman and Ace Ventura...take <em style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">that</em> Internet.</span> </div>
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2. Why is Ray Finkle/Lois Einhorn wearing the AFC Championship ring to the dolphin heist?</h2>
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<span id="docs-internal-guid-ea74f7e4-4625-d189-0f14-d874e6bdfde0" style="border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">It's a given that Ray-Finkle-turned-Lois-Einhorn may be a bit batshit crazy, but why would she wear her AFC Championship ring to the dolphin heist (not to be confused with Dolphin Tale)? Lois, you've climbed the ranks of the police department, you should be well aware of how evidence works, and how you should not bring extra amounts of it to your crime scene to later be used against you. And even if you wear the ring for some psychotic reason, you're telling me as a police lieutenant, you're not wearing gloves to a kidnapping to protect your fingerprints, and also the ring you so idiotically wore?</span></div>
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Just like in a Law & Order episode, our first suspect has a lot of "evidence" going against him, but alas, isn't the culprit...we got an hour and a half to fill here. Ace gets wind from his future Sea Shepherd buddy hidden in the back of that metal concert, that Ronald Camp has been buying up some suspicious items to house what seems like a large mammal/fish/jet ski. </div>
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<span id="docs-internal-guid-ea74f7e4-4626-5a45-8314-85f7993e3180" style="border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">When he sneaks through the bathroom at Camp's party to find a large tank he believes to be holding snowflake, it turns out it's not...it's not snowflake. It's a giant fucking Great White Shark. Just a huge shark in a tank. Ace is generally not too pleased with the shark attack, but is more upset it wasn't the dolphin he was looking for and seems totally cool this eccentric millionaire type is housing a large sea beast in a tank in his house. Some animal lover.</span> </div>
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<span id="docs-internal-guid-ea74f7e4-4627-453a-43e9-f53a964d9a93" style="border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">4. What kind of "Animal Lover" has all these wild animals living together in a shitty one bedroom apartment?</span></h2>
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<div style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; border: 0px; color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; font-stretch: inherit; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 15px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">
<span id="docs-internal-guid-ea74f7e4-4627-ab35-b7a4-8f63d1e10f17" style="border: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: inherit; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">If Ace is this huuuge animal lover, why would he have multiple species living in a small, disgusting 1br apartment...most of which are wildly out of their natural habitat? An otter coming out of his toilet bowl? An iguana just lounging in his dresser drawers? Penguins?! He has penguins living in his refrigerator?! How could that even be close to good for them?? A one bedroom apartment...in the sweltering heat of Miami. Who does he think he is...Mr. Popper? Oh wait. </span></div>
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